We've all seen people dress inappropriately but when they have no idea that you're looking and they even put on a show it just makes things really funny.
Take today at the bank for example. Sorting out shares are barely the most exciting thing to do (unless you know it's make you exceptionally rich). But when you are sitting there and in the midst of being told about graphs, stocks, bonds and things going red and black you can start to lose focus and try to find something to keep you awake. So when roaming around the room trying to find something a little less dull I start looking out of the window. I know these windows are tinted - allowing me to look out but for passers by to not look in. Knowing how vain women (and indeed men are), I spot one old lady probably in her 60s dressing at least 30 years or more younger than appropriate walk along and stop. Had she kept walking, I doubt for general decency anyone would have taken a second look but when she pauses to check herself out, fluff her hair like a model and then strike a pose as she paints her lips with some bold red and pout before puckering up and sucking on her finger to do two things - remove lipstick from getting on her teeth and to look seductive.
In some kind of morbid fascination I noticed her then adjust her top to show her off in what she believes to be her best light. I wish I had turned away but the show got more engrossing and freaky... she bends down revealing her extremely saggy breasts which resemble wrinkly nut-sacks more than what they should do.
The funniest thing is the bank clerk just commented 'well, would you look at that view!' I wish there's a way to erase that image but oh well!
Aparently the banker started telling me how they had seen plenty of other things, ranging from men adjusting themselves, women checking themselves out (and how he'd spooked one by jumping out at them so they saw him moving) and then only last week a woman had been bending over in her car and giving everyone a full view as she was going commando.
I guess working in a bank does have its perks afterall?! I guess there's more to watching figures than watching er... figures!
No comments:
Post a Comment